Public Enemy. Agenda for the last day of the campaign: Tangier overthrows Kim Jong-un today
PS – Marta Temido gives the last 800 kisses to passersby. Afterwards, he hides António Vitorino in a pantry and disembarks from a war submarine that a well-placed friend in the Navy lent him.
Enough РTanger-Corr̻a promises to parachute over Pyongyang and unify the Koreas.
IL – Grand finale: Cotrim is euphoric and goes to Av. de Roma to propose the privatization of Europe.
CDU – João Oliveira tries, once again, to explain on the street that he is not the general secretary of the PCP.
AD – The political capitalization of Von der Leyen’s visit will be nullified today by Nuno Melo’s entry into the campaign. Bugalho wants an apotheosis and party ending “as if we were in Kiev on February 24, 2022†.
Free – Rui Tavares joins the caravan in an unequivocal and very strong support of 14 seconds for Francisco Paupério.
BE – Louçà will go to the balcony and give the urbi et orbi blessing to Mariana Mortágua and Catarina Martins down the street.
PAN – Campaign action to be designated, but which will involve mammals. MB
